Wordworkers

Definition:

The authors found here submit new slang and phrases that are funny, salacious, and very rarely cerebral, to add to the Metropolitan Jargon Dictionary; the authors are a new generation of wordworkers creating an imaginative retelling of words for a dictionary that is coarsely rambunctious, to say the least.

Exemplification of usage:

Me: I'm not sure that my current friend with benefits is actually a friend with benefits. Him: Why do you say that? Me: Well, there is a no-friends part; it's just really hot sex. He is really good at anal. Him: Oh, you guys are just sportfucking. Me (Laughing): OMG, where did you get that from? Him: From the wordworkers on Metropolitan Jargon. Me: That slang is really funny and indecent! Him: I think that's the point.