PHAAD

Definition:

Any person who thinks they know it all after doing a DUI weekend. The information learned is now your PhAAD.

Exemplification of usage:

Her: The numerology class was so good!

Me: I bet.

Her: I’m serious, I learned so much!

Me: Look at you, you’re acting like you got a PhAAD over the weekend! Laughs are in the background now...