Part-time Paulie

Definition:

That employee that you work with that always misses work, especially when it's going to be a particularly hard day of work.

Exemplification of usage:

Him: Damn it! We’re short staffed again.

Me: Why what’s going on?

Him: Well, of course Part-time Paulie called off work. Figures - he calls off every Monday.

Me: Well, that just sucks! He doesn’t know when to stop the weekend.

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