No-joke Hikes

Definition:

No-joke hikes are more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No-joke hikes are at least four miles long. You may even schedule a vacation to have these types of hikes; they are not an excuse to just head to the bar.

Exemplification of usage:

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip. Them: Where are you going? Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles. Them: Wow! That's a no-joke hike!