My Man Not Man

Definition:

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "it's complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friend with benefits, a recent break-up that didn't quite stick - so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Exemplification of usage:

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today! Her: What? Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So... Her: Wait! Butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day! Me: Oh, shit! You're right! This is a disaster!