Mobile Deceased

Definition:

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British.... You get it now. OK, so use it. Piss off boomers! It's a good zoom laugh.

Exemplification of usage:

So, the boomers at the office are mobile deceased. What? They're zombies, get it? Mobile deceased. That can't be one of yours - that's too good! I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead. You do come up with a lot of good ones.

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