Master Of Memes

Definition:

“Master of memes” is a nod to Metallica’s song, “Master of Puppets”. You follow a Master of Memes of social media. They’re a collection of memes that typically brings a smile to your face, makes you laugh out loud, or even challenge your thinking.

[“Master of puppets/ I’m pulling your strings/ twisting your mind/ and smashing your dreams.”]

Exemplification of usage:

Me: I have to hop on Facebook. This dude has hilarious memes. It’s a great way to harvest material efficiently and minimize my time as a twisted sifter (…) Seeing a more serious post today, that reads something like this: “Ladies, I’m going to let you in on some inside information, because I’ve been seeing a lot of women complaining on here, lately, about how men are assholes. Men aren’t assholes! Men are observant. When you set the example that being an asshole works better than being nice, what you’re going to get is an asshole. Men are initially motivated by one thing, and if you teach them that they can’t have that, by being an asshole, I promise you that every asshole will disappear by sundown. We’re 100% trainable, and this is so simple it’s stupid. You’re welcome.”

Me (continued): Wow, just wow! Did you just use theories laid down by Pavlov and B. F. Skinner, to challenge my thinking? Kudos to that! I’m sorry, it’s just experience with sex monsters who are interested in sportfucking has jaded me.

Him: I’m the master of memes. Twisting your mind. I’m not interested in smashing your dreams!

* Photo by Min Thein from Pexels