Got the Moorbs

Definition:

It's the Victorian slang for being in a melancholy mood.

Exemplification of usage:

Him: Let’s go do something fun today.

Me: That’s going to be a hard pass for me today. I’m staying in. I’ve got the moorbs.

Him: That’s too bad! You know where to find me if you change your mind.

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