Drunk Envy

Definition:

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy, where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery - so, you know that if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, you'll take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake up in a traphouse, with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer, under any circumstances.

Exemplification of usage:

Him: Hey, what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted? Me: Ugh! These twentysomethings 'round here and their white claw! I'm feeling some drunk envy.