Corona Cock

Definition:

The guy that you continued to hook up with against your better judgement because you couldn't meet anyone else during the shut down is your Corona Cock.

Exemplification of usage:

Me: So, I don't see Steve at all anymore, no booty calls, nothing. Her: Well, you're better off, anyway. Me: We're back to working, hanging out with friends - I guess he was just my Corona Cock.