Baggage Buffet

Definition:

When you meet someone, in dating, that has so many issues is like a baggage buffet.

Exemplification of Usage:

Me: Oof - not moving with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much that I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood! He's a baggage buffet - pretty much undatable.

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